Demobbed
Released: 2000
Comedy
The student, Rifle, has managed to seduce his professor's wife, Bomber, an average working guy, has bought a factory and Bullet, the casino lover, is hiding from creditors. They all share a common path and conscription. In the army they teach you that everything must be smart and in order - cockades, straps and all, otherwise you're not fit to call yourself a person, you're a maggot. For a real man, there's no better place than the army.
Starring: Pyotr Korshunkov, Mikhail Petrovsky, Stanislav Duzhnikov, Viktor Pavlov, Aleksandr Belyavskiy, Juozas Budraitis, Sergei Artsybashev, Vladimir Shainskiy
Directed by: Roman Kachanov
Written by: Ivan Okhlobystin, Roman Kachanov
Language: Russian
Scenes
Near the start of the film a young man is advised that to avoid conscription, he either needs to amputate a finger or he should pee his pants at the physical examination. In the next scene he does pee himself, but the examining officer responds by peeing his own pants. The examiner then says that the conscript will be assigned to airborne duty, and soon he will be shitting himself as well. The pee from both men is shown gushing out of their pants legs around their ankles.