The Sarah Silverman Program
Released: 2007
Comedy
Sarah Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman, whose absurd daily life unfolds in scripted scenes and songs. With her sister and her gay neighbors by her side, Sarah always manages to fall into unique, unsettling and downright weird predicaments.
Starring: Sarah Silverman, Laura Silverman, Jay Johnston, Brian Posehn, Steve Agee
Created by: Sarah Silverman, Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab
Language: English
Scenes
Season 1 Episode 1: Officer Jay
In a musical bit depicting her morning routine, Sarah Silverman is shown sitting on the toilet with a video camera aimed at her. She sings, "I always have to watch myself when I go pee."
Season 1 Episode 1: Officer Jay
Steve (Steve Agee) says he has to "make some serious yellow" but is thwarted because Brian (Brian Posehn) is sitting on the toilet and masturbating.
Season 1 Episode 2: Humanitarian of the Year
Sarah says that she needs to do "something important" and that it is "yellow" and is "pee pee." She goes into a public bathroom stall but an annoying ghost haunts her while she is trying to urinate. No pee audio and not much of her is shown while on the toilet.
Season 2 Episode 7: High, It's Sarah
Sarah asks Brian if he likes acoustics. He says he does, so she grabs the potato chip can from his hand, puts it under her skirt, and noisily pees into it. Silverman has said (perhaps jokingly) that she used to like to pee in odd places, like Pringles cans and Zip-Loc bags, so this scene was presumably inspired by that habit.
Season 2 Episode 8: The Mongolian Beef
Jay (Jay Johnston) and several other men are shown using urinals. There is a trickling sound effect, but it seems to be from a sink or toilet rather than peeing.
Season 2 Episode 11: Pee
Episode 2.11, "Pee," focuses on bedwetting, which Silverman has said was a real-life issue for her as a child. At the beginning, Sarah wets her bed while dreaming she is a mermaid that has found a warm spot in the sea. Sarah calls her sister Laura (Laura Silverman) and brother-in-law Officer Jay to come over quick because there's been an accident, and when they get there they find a big wet spot in Sarah's bed. Later, Sarah tells her sister she's peeing the bed while talking to her from within a dream. Laura calls it a "bedwetting problem," to which Sarah says, "It's not a problem, Laura, I'm actually kind of great at it." Also, a young girl (Stella, played by Sydney Park) pees her pants standing up after falling asleep in the mall. The pee flows along the ground toward a panicked Brian, whose beard is trapped in an escalator.
Season 2 Episode 12: There's No Place Like Homeless
Steve pees in an apple orchard, with his back turned to the camera. His penis is then struck by lightning, attacked by a dog, and otherwise injured.
Season 2 Episode 13: Fetus Don't Fail Me Now
Sarah takes a pregnancy test to the bathroom off-screen, and pees so loudly that her maid Dora (Tonita Castro) asks, "Is there a horse in there?" She returns and says she peed on the stick, the seat, the floor, and a little bit on the wall.
Season 3 Episode 6: A Fairly Attractive Mind
Sarah is walking her dog and needs to pee. Her dog pees on a mailbox, giving her the idea that it would be OK for her to use it as a toilet as well. She is spotted by a police officer and is arrested.
Season 3 Episode 9: A Good Van is Hard to Find
Sarah is driving a van full of children when one of them says he has to "make pee-pee." Sarah responds with a lewd comment, and realizes that the van has turned her into a pedophile.