The Pee Movie List

Kindhearted Griffin Keyes is one of the best-loved caretakers at the Franklin Park Zoo, but since he is more comfortable with the animals than with females of his own species, his love life is lacking. When Griffin decides that the only way to get a girlfriend is to find a more-glamorous career, the animals panic. To keep him from leaving, they reveal their secret ability to talk and offer to teach him the rules of courtship, animal-style.

Starring: Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Nat Faxon, Steffiana De La Cruz

Directed by: Frank Coraci

Written by: Kevin James, David Ronn, David Ronn, Jay Scherick, Jay Scherick, Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben

Language: English

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The talking wolf Sebastian (voiced by Bas Rutten) tells zookeeper Griffin (Kevin James) to pee on a tree in its pen as a means of marking his territory and getting a particular woman to like him. The wolf first demonstrates, lifting his leg high and squirting a big stream onto a different tree. Griffin then starts peeing but is caught by a couple of co-workers, and he makes up a story that he was actually trying to pee on the wolf to ease its pain from a sting. He then must pee on the wolf to get the women to believe him. This is not shown but in the next scene he is giving the wolf a bath.

Implied

Griffin pees onto a potted plant in a restaurant, taking the wolf's advice on how to establish himself in a new setting. Nothing shown. The restaurant manager spots him and points out the bathrooms.

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