Ted & Venus
Released: 1991
Comedy, Drama, Romance
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
Starring: Bud Cort, James Brolin, Kim Adams, Carol Kane, Pamella D'Pella, Brian Thompson, Rhea Perlman, Woody Harrelson
Directed by: Bud Cort
Written by: Bud Cort, William Martens, Paul Ciotti, Paul Ciotti
Language: English
Scenes
A drunk guy pees on a tree near the beginning of the film.
A prostitute asks to use the bathroom, and you hear her peeing (very faintly) and flushing in the background as two male characters converse.
Alternate Titles
Ted and Venus