Student Bodies
Released: 1981
Comedy, Horror
This zany send-up of teen slasher flicks features a maniacal psycho known as the Breather, who stalks –and murders– promiscuous students at a suburban high school. The fanatical killer's unusual weapons include paper clips, blackboard erasers and eggplants.
Starring: Kristen Riter, Matthew Goldsby, Jerry Belson, Joe Flood, Mimi Weddell, Joe Talarowski, Carl Jacobs, Oscar James
Directed by: Mickey Rose
Written by: Mickey Rose
Language: English, French
Scenes
Malvert, the mentally challenged school janitor played by "The Stick," comes into Principal Peters' (Joe Talarowski's) office and starts peeing in the trash can in the corner. The principal explains that this room used to be a restroom before it was remodeled, and Malvert still thinks it is, so the principal keeps the trash can there for him. Malvert pees loudly for about 30 seconds. When the principal asks if he is done, Malvert lets out another squirt on the principal's shoes, and says that <i>now</i> he's done.
Malvert occasionally mentions throughout the film that he "pees red." When the principal tries to keep him from drinking the punch at a party, Malvert says "Malvert can have punch. Malvert help make punch. Malvert pee red!" Everyone then spits out their punch.
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Alternate Titles
Två lik i varje klass
Študentské telá
Тела студентов ((Russian title))
13 Asesinatos y medio
Ruumis joka luokassa ((video box title))
Rémálom a gimiben
Studentská těla
Corpo Estudantil ((cable TV title))
Ciala studenckie
Tela učenika
13 Morts 1/2
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