Personal Services
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Released: 1987
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Comedy
The story of the rise of a madame of a suburban brothel catering to older men, inspired by the real experiences of Cynthia Payne. The story follows Christine Painter (Julie Walters) as the down-at-heel waitress who, with the help of prostitute Shirley (Shirley Stelfox) and cross-dressing Wing Commander Morten (Alec McCowen), seeks to up her earnings by turning her suburban home into a brothel. Before long she and her girls are chaining up judges, spanking Generals and attending to the needs of Honourable Members. Christine sees herself as providing a vital service to these harmless pervs and when finally the house is busted and the case comes to court, it's fair to say that the presiding judge isn't unfamiliar with her work.
Starring: Julie Walters, Shirley Stelfox, Alec McCowen, Danny Schiller, Tim Woodward, Suzette Llewellyn, Victoria Hardcastle, Dave Atkins
Directed by: Terry Jones
Written by: David Leland
Language: English
Scenes
Christine (Julie Walters) is the madam of a brothel. In the first pee scene she is shown using a ladies' room. We hear her peeing briefly.
A bikini-clad male customer asks Christine for "golden rain." She asks another hooker what that is, and she tells Christine, "Piddle. He wants you to piddle on him." "I can't do that," Christine says, and the topic is dropped.