The Pee Movie List

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Starring: Jessica Simpson, Olesya Rulin, Aimee Garcia, Keiko Agena, Jill Marie Jones, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, Ryan Sypek

Directed by: Steve Miner

Written by: April Blair, Kelly Bowen

Language: English

Scenes

Toilet

Private Megan Valentine (Jessica Simpson) rushes into a public bathroom stall and sits on the toilet. Someone on the phone tells her to sit down, and she says "I am sitting down." No peeing is heard.

Audio

Later, in a different restroom, Valentine's friend Pvt. Johnson (Jill Marie Jones) goes into a stall and pees while Valentine is cleaning the floor. The pee sound is brief and quiet.

Implied

While out in the wilderness, Valentine says that they can attract fish to catch by peeing in the water. In the next scene she is standing in the lagoon, with water over her waist, and trying to pee as another woman encourages her. In the next scene, the squad is enjoying the fish that she caught with her urine.

Screen Captures

Alternate Titles

Кінозірка в погонах
ジェシカ・シンプソンの ミリタリー・ブロンド
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