Girl Toy
Released: 1984
Comedy, Science Fiction, Fantasy
A seductive motorcycle girl helps a geeky guy overcome his fear of women, until he is kidnapped by a cult of sex-obsessed women!
Starring: Lenita Psillakis, Jon Finlayson, Gerry Sont
Directed by: John Eastway
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Language: English
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Melvin (Gerry Sont) is a young man who females find irresistible. In fact, they mob him while he is trying to use a urinal at school, and run off with a souvenir bottle of his pee. A teacher (Miss Fosdyke, played by Marianne Collopy) confiscates the bottle and, thinking it's liquor, takes a swig.
While riding in a cab, Melvin's father Alvin (Graeme Blundell) encourages Melvin to drink a bottle of yellow liquid he finds under the seat. The cab driver (David Whitford) says "No, that's my wife's sample for the doctor!" The taxi runs another car off the road, and Melvin offers the car's driver the bottle in an attempt to revive her. Meanwhile the cab driver is yelling "Hey, that's my wife's wee!" The other driver turns out to be Miss Fosdyke, and upon tasting the drink she says "Not again!"