Ladies Room
Released: 1999
Funny five-minute short which mixes choreographed urination with the Pachelbel Canon
Starring: Lauren Katz
Directed by: Eugenia Ives
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Scenes
A shy-bladdered lady (Lois, played by Lauren Katz) goes into the ladies' room at a convention. She sees a pair of heels in one of the stalls, so bides her time at the sink until Deb (Kelly Coffield) leaves. Lois then finally rushes into a stall and begins urinating, but a crowd of about 16 more women comes in and she is forced to stifle her stream abruptly to avoid being heard. The other women march into the stalls with military precision. (There is a continuity error here, as Lois' stall now appears unoccupied and another woman enters it.) As each lady begins peeing, a different note is added to the overall sound, and the result is a marvelous urinary performance of Pachelbel's Canon. The other women then leave their stalls, congratulate themselves on the concert, and leave without washing their hands. Lois then happily resumes her pee after they are out of earshot.